Intruder Ransacks Apartment of Local Journalist
The Emerson Valley Gazette’s acting editor-in-chief Quinn Paxton briefly left her apartment to pick up some much-needed supplies at Walmart. Upon returning home, she discovered…
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Gas Leak to Blame for Recent Blackouts in Apartment Complex
The Serenity Apartment Complex recently had a spate of its residents blacking out and waking up in strange places with no idea how they got…
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Sheriff Victor Grayson Re-Elected to a Second Term
The final count is in, and incumbent Sheriff Victor Grayson has defeated his opponent, Michael O’Shea, to retain his position as Sheriff of Emerson Valley.…
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Halloween Contest Camping Trip Group Has Gone Missing
The campers from the Emerson Valley Gazette’s Halloween contest, along with our acting editor-in-chief Martin Fitzgerald, have gone missing. The group went into Blackwood Forest…
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Hunt for Missing Suspect Gets a New Twist
Ever since the Emerson Valley Sheriff’s Department discovered DNA underneath the fingernails of murder victim Sarah Donovan, they’d spent many hours painstakingly searching through their…
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Another Heartbreaking Loss for the Emerson Valley Gazette
Why does tragedy seem to plague this newspaper? Today we received the devastating news that Elizabeth Barton—our own Dear Libby—was found dead this morning from…
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Public Spat Between Emerson Valley Gazette Reporters Turns Ugly
Earlier this evening, diners at Marco’s Bistro were treated to a show in the form of two Emerson Valley Gazette reporters having a violent brawn…
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Local Business Owner Slain in Downtown Market Parking Lot
Small business owner and former mayoral candidate Yolanda Perez was killed late last night in the parking lot of Downtown Market. She was walking to…
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Local Business Owner Harassed by the Sheriff’s Department
Former mayoral candidate and small business owner Yolanda Perez has been forced to endure an extended campaign of harassment by the Emerson Valley Sheriff’s Department…
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Local Reporter Found Dead
It is with a heavy heart that we must report the death of one of our own. Sarah Donovan, 44, was found dead today in…
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