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Continue reading →: Dear Libby: Is It Weird To Wear Your Wedding Ring After Your Divorce?Dear Libby, Six years ago, my ex-wife and I got divorced. In the time since then, she’s remarried and I have barely dated. I’m still not ready to move on and start a new relationship, and I’d rather not jump into something I’m not ready for and ruin things with…
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Continue reading →: Garrison’s Bar & GrillCome down to Garrison’s Bar & Grill for a family-style restaurant and an Irish pub all rolled into one! Our establishment has been owned by the Garrison family since 1924. Peter Garrison III recently handed over the reins to his son, Peter Garrison IV. However, the same relaxing atmosphere and…
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Continue reading →: Top 10 Fun Things to Do When Stuck at HomeYou might be spending more time at home in the near future if the coronavirus hits us hard. In order to prepare for that possibility, you might want to figure out some stuff you can do at home that will be fun and engaging. Here’s a list of 10 things…
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Continue reading →: Welcome to Emerson ValleyIf you’ve never heard of Emerson Valley, Virginia, you’re not alone. The majority of the world has no idea we exist. We’re a small town nestled in a valley (hence the name) surrounded by mountains on all sides. For the most part, we’re a very isolated community, but that means…
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Continue reading →: Mayor Faulk to Step Down as CEO of Jorus TechNow that Mayor Anthony Faulk has been in office for two months, he’s come to the realization that being mayor isn’t as easy as it looks. Earlier today, he announced that he would be stepping down as CEO of Jorus Technology Solutions in order to focus all his energy on…
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Continue reading →: Dear Libby: How Do I Get Rid Of An Unwanted Guest?
Dear Libby, My boyfriend moved in with me in July of last year. I have a house on Proctor Road, but it’s really small. We’re talking, like, 800 sq. ft. on a good day. There’s two bedrooms, one bathroom, a living room, a kitchen, and a one-car garage. Before my…
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Continue reading →: February 2020 AnnouncementsAnnouncements for the month of February 2020: Feb. 1: The families of Gregory Hale and Vanessa Turner would like to announce the marriage of their loved ones. Feb. 2: Robert and Elise Navarro would like to announce the birth of their son Mateo. Feb. 3: Springwood Elementary School would like…
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Continue reading →: Dear Libby: What Kind Of Pet Should I Get For My Family?
Dear Libby, My wife’s been nagging me for months to make good on a stupid promise I made to get my family a pet. I don’t even know why I said it. We were on our way to my in-laws’ house for Thanksgiving and the kids wouldn’t shut up. They…
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Continue reading →: Dear Libby: How Do I Go Outside?
Dear Libby, It’s been 12 years since I’ve stepped foot outside my house. I have everything I need delivered to me or brought over by my sister. Just looking out my window makes me start to hyperventilate. I tried to force myself to go outside, but I ended up having…
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Continue reading →: My Fart Will Go OnThis morning I awokeAnd rose out of bedThe scotch from last nightStill spinning through my head That big meatball subI ate at two in the morningCaused my belly to rumbleIt was giving me a warning Before I could stop itMy cheeks flapped so loudI ripped such a wet fartAnd couldn’t…
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