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Continue reading →: Dear Libby Stalker Won’t See Jail TimeRobert Delisle, better known as the Dear Libby Stalker, was brought before a judge yesterday afternoon to review a plea deal between his lawyers and the Emerson Valley District Attorney’s Office. The judge ultimately decided to accept the deal, in which Mr. Delisle will plead guilty to the charges of…
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Continue reading →: Shooting at Pinecrest LibraryLate yesterday morning, a masked gunman arrived at Pinecrest Library with a shotgun and opened fire at the office of head librarian Kayla Reardon. Fortunately, Mrs. Reardon spotted the gunman seconds before the first blast smashed apart her office wall. She was able to retrieve the shotgun kept under her…
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Continue reading →: July 2020 AnnouncementsAnnouncements for the month of July 2020: July 1: Florence and Charlene McBride would like to announce their adoption of their new daughter Poppy. July 2: The Emerson Valley Gas & Electric Company would like to announce their new regional manager, Richard Jennings. July 4: The Emerson Valley Gazette would…
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Continue reading →: Dear Libby: Where Do Your Dreams Go When You’re Awake?Dear Libby, When you go to sleep, the world doesn’t stop existing just because you aren’t aware of it at that moment. I know that when I wake up, things will be pretty much the same as they were when I fell asleep. So what happens to your dreams when…
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Continue reading →: June 2020 AnnouncementsAnnouncements for the month of June 2020: June 1: The families of Ethan Caldwell and Brooke Simmons would like to announce the marriage of their loved ones. June 2: Giovanni and Deena Piscatelli would like to announce the birth of their son Marco. June 4: Pinecrest Library would like to…
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Continue reading →: Lockdown Fireworks for the Fourth of JulyThe Emerson Valley City Council has voted to go ahead with the fireworks display from Van Sutton Park this year. However, the park itself will be closed to visitors, and only authorized personnel required to put on the fireworks show will be allowed in. They are recommending that residents watch…
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Continue reading →: Dear Libby: Is It Okay To Cheat On Your Husband If He Forgets To Put The Toilet Seat Down?Dear Libby, Buckle up—you’re in for a wild ride! My husband (let’s call him Bernard Peter “Bernie” Douglas, who lives at 6240 Oakridge Street) has a serious case of the “whoopsies.” He drops a white glass? Whoopsie! He dents the car while playing catch with our son? Whoopsie! He puts…
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Continue reading →: Raven Club President Reaches Major Birthday MilestoneRaven Club president Miriam Rook celebrated her 50th birthday in style last night with a big party at Raven Hall. The guest list was truncated compared to the club’s original plans for their inimitable leader, being forced to comply with local lockdown restrictions. Out of the original 200 people who…
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Continue reading →: Fifty Years Young: Miriam RookAs the festivities of Miriam Rook’s 50th Birthday Bash are about to get underway, I had the pleasure of sitting down with the guest of honor herself to chat about her journey through five decades of life. Mrs. Rook is known for her dark, elegant ballgowns and classic Hollywood sense…
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Continue reading →: Dear Libby: I’m Turning Fifty But I Feel Like I’m ThirtyDear Libby, I’m a fairly prominent member of Emerson Valley society, and I have a big milestone birthday coming up on June 21st: my 50th. The big 5-0. Everything I’ve been told throughout my life says I should be feeling old and worn down. The problem is that the opposite…






