WANTED: Need a subject in good health with no familial obligations to assist with experimental procedure. High chance of injury and possibly death. Must be resistant to mind-control. If successful, you will receive a big cash reward. Contact Avery Shackleford at 119 Barber Drive in Emerson Valley. This will be my second attempt.
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