This morning I awoke
And rose out of bed
The scotch from last night
Still spinning through my head

That big meatball sub
I ate at two in the morning
Caused my belly to rumble
It was giving me a warning

Before I could stop it
My cheeks flapped so loud
I ripped such a wet fart
And couldn’t be more proud

This Valentine’s Day
If you want love to last
Just push really hard
And give your partner a blast

-Ashton Rook